KING RAMSES' CURSE
Featuring: Ramses
Two thieves who have stolen a valuable
ancient Egyptian slab are pursued through Nowhere by the police.
They bury the slab in Courage's favorite place, next to the water
pump on the Bagge farm, but before they can escape they see a
mysterious figure who warns "Return the slab, or suffer my
curse!" They are then promptly attacked by a swarm of
locusts which devour them and the entire car.
The next day, Courage finds the slab and shows it to Eustace and
Muriel. Eustace thinks it's "Garbage! From King Garbage! Of
the Garbage dynasty!"...until the news report on tv mentions
a missing slab worth a million dollars. Eustace immediately
places and ad in the Nowhere News, and a professor who shows up
from the museum is refused the slab by the cranky old farmer.
The mysterious figure of King Ramses appears to Eustace with the
warning. "What's your offer?" is the only response
Eustace has, and the three plagues that Ramses promised begin:
First the farmhouse is flooded and filled with a rainstorm that
almost drowns everyone, until Courage finds a giant cork in the
cellar that drains the water away!
The second curse is even more terrifying: Loud music starts
playing everywhere...the same music piece playing over and over
again. "COURAGE, MAKE IT STOP!!" shouts Muriel. Courage
races around outside and finds the source, and old record player
with a stuck needle...which is why the music plays over and over.
He smashes it with a baseball bat, and stops the second curse.
The third and final curse has the swarm of locusts descending on
the farm and devouring everything in sight. Before the farmhouse
is gobbled up, Eustace gives up the slab to Courage, who tosses
it out the window, stopping the curse. Regretting his decision,
Eustace runs outside and grabs the slab, saying to Ramses
"That's three plagues...you're out of ammo,
mister!"...but then the locusts swarm down upon Eustace!
Glad that's all over, Muriel and Courage are relaxing, and Muriel
wonders what's happened to Eustace. The slab has been returned to
the tomb of Ramses, but with a new carving on it...Eustace!